oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
(Source: wehuntmonsters)
This is my pitch for the sitcom “Loki’d”
Where they all become room mates and everyone hates Loki (except Thor doi) and so they are grumpy, but he also hates all of them so the twist is that Loki himself is constantly trolled.
Bruce is always Hulk cus he can’t tolerate Loki, but he is like, sophisticated Hulk cus he is trying really hard not to rage.
(Source: mister-wonderful)
(Source: going-merry)
The Avatar state is a defence mechanism, designed to give you the skills and knowledge of all the past Avatars. The glow, is the combination of all your past lives, focusing their energy through your body. In the Avatar State, you are at your most powerful, but you are also at your most vulnerable. If you are killed in the Avatar State, the reincarnation cycle and the Avatar will cease to exist.
(Source: barnsterk)
there are animals called dikdiks
pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
(Source: quinnfaboob)
and then they turn up on my dash and look like they’re about to hi-five
(Source: livelaughloveaniston)
And then - just like the pilot of the show - everything was gay again
(Source: streetgo)
Let’s just all sit down rationally and discuss this. In detail.There was an idea to bring together a group of sexy people, so when we needed them, they could… you know.
you may now kneel for us
WE GAVE YOU NORSE MYTHOLGY
AND ABBA
AND NOW LOREEN
IN THE END
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL
(Source: detectivemalfoy)
